Monthly Archives: November 2015

What The World Is Now

FRI. NOV. 27th, 2015 Consider: “YES! Give me 15 more GIGS! I’m tired of this dogshit you consider FULL connectivity. It’s embarrassing. Who are you trying to kid? I texted back YES last month, and nothing happened. My bill keeps … Continue reading

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MEETING OF THE MINDS

Saturday, December 12, cocktails at half-past 6. Shall I make the reservations? It’ll be under Shostakovich‎, like we used to do way back in the day when Joe Callaci hadn’t died yet and we were younger than we were then … Continue reading

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It All Started A Month Ago When I Couldn’t Figure Out How To Replace A Sliding Dimmer Switch, Gave Up, And, Now, Still No Brakes, Have To Return To The Car Shop…

‎ WE’LL BE AT THE CAR SHOP Well, today and tomorrow, we’ll be at the car shop. I could have been given a ‘loaner” car today, if I wanted, and I declined, for, the “part” is not here. The part … Continue reading

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Oui Oui, All The Way Home

Well, Mrs. H, or whatever your name was, the ride’s over. Thanks for all the milk and cookies. Can we now go back to the regularly scheduled programmes? Damnit, man. We’ve had enough. Yesterday, part way through was it, we … Continue reading

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YOU’VE NEVER UNTIL NOW

Well, I never. And, that’s the problem, no doubt. I never. So…the people who say that, have never. But you know, it’s not all that verifiable. I mean, they say I’ve never, in the face of the complete opposite of … Continue reading

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WELL, I HOPE YOU’RE SATISFIED!

Lucille Ball once said “Well, I hope you’re satisfied!” in an episode of ‘I Love Lucy’. It was when Leetle Reeky went finally to Kin-der-garden. And, like Loo-SEE feared, he’d “catch” something nasty from the other kids, he indeed got … Continue reading

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